I had a hard time with this one. I threw out idea after idea—one I had already written but just couldn’t get down to 250 words. I managed exactly 250 with this one (according to Microsoft Word), but I only found a way to include two of the wildcards: “turquoise” and “swan”; my own wildcard suggestion, “hagiography”, just wouldn’t fit in. Oh well. It’s a story. I hope you enjoy it.
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STRANGE BEDFELLOWS
I met Lisa at the E-Room, a bar in Portland. She was in her mid-thirties, about fifteen years older than me, but she was still hot. I introduced myself as Jessie and engaged her in conversation. She was in town looking up family. She seemed sad, so I didn’t press. By midnight, we were drunk and horny, so we went to her hotel. When I left the next morning, we decided to see each other for dinner.
I showed up in a black skirt and matching low-cut top, accented with my most treasured possession: a turquoise pendant shaped like a swan. Lisa was waiting in the lobby. When she saw me, she looked perplexed.
“What?” I wondered.
“The necklace.”
“My mother’s. She died when I was four.”
“Jessie,” she whispered. “Jessica.” Suddenly crying, she said, “She didn’t die. She was a teen mom, and she couldn’t handle it. She ran away when she was eighteen, left you with her parents. They only told you she was dead.”
“What? I don’t understand.”
“The family I came to find was Jessica, my daughter. I recognize that necklace, the only thing I left her. It has to be you.”
“But my mom’s name isn’t Lisa; it’s—”
“Elisabeth. I shortened it when I ran away.”
Thinking of the previous night, I wanted to vomit, but I composed myself, thought of a way to ease the extreme awkwardness of the situation, and said, “Well…Mom…you found me…and that was one hell of an introduction.”
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[...] Travis King [...]
WOW! What a fucking zinger!
Nice one – totally ambushed me.
Oh boy, Oedipus with a twist!
One hell of an introduction is an understatement. What a hell of a mindspin!
OMG! Ok that was so wrong and so right, what a great unseen twist!
frenchies