Ten Meditations on Things I Have Learned This Week, Each Composed of 140 Characters or Less and Containing Much Philosophical Depth and Great Cosmic Importance, Not to Mention Many Hashtags Which Are of Value Only to Those Who Use Twitter and None Other
1. Travis is not the experience of Travis. The name is not the thing being named. #travisking #selfhashtag #irippeditofffromlaotzu
2. Though a company be known for a history of douchebaggery, and epic in its failure, conclusions should not be drawn on a whim. #amazonfail
3. Some say Travis is a #troll. Others say he is not. In any case, he is a #gnome. #tcot #libtroll #LGBT #insiderjargon
4. The one who knows the experience of Travis may find great joy in the simplest of things. #teabagging #rightwingnuts
5. Travis has not the greatest love for the meat of swine; still #bacon > #spam.
6. In all things be thorough. Accept a task not lightly for it must be completed. Speak not of a subject you have not researched. #advice
7. The experience of Travis is not one of conservatism or liberalism but of devotion to ideals. #politics #fascistBush #fascistObama
8. “The world is too much with us…” #quote #williamwordsworthwasagenius #iamacompletelydifferentpersonwithoutmyflatiron
9. Allow a modicum of trust. Not everyone is out to get you, and friends are everywhere—even in social media. #advice #evenmuldercanbewrong
10. The experience of Travis is looking fabu in size-14 skinny jeans. #jeansdontcountascrossdressing #noyoucanthavethejeansbacktheyreminenow
There are a great many things I agree with here, Travis. For example,#williamwordsworthwasagenius and also #jeansdontcountascrossdressing, but about this: #evenmuldercanbewrong I’m just not convinced. I need to see scientific evidence of this claim. That said, what a fun blog post.
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